You may say that I am a dorkWhen I say no to the porkGive me no grief, Offer me no beef,When I have - just veggies! - on my fork.
With so many good kinds to eat,Why would I pass up the meat?The cow’s acre of foodWould feed 20 times more dudesWith crops like corn, soy and beets.
While it’s not as fun as fishin,I know that greenhouse emissions Are 30 percent cow pooties,Gas released from their booties,So going meatless for a day is my mission.
The herds will be less gassyThe fields will be more grassy.What more reason do you need?Help make this Pledge succeed Join us now and you, too, will be classy.